smartass undies Modanville
Why choose smartass undies?
We're a quirky, unique brand that produces wearable rememberables. Underwear with motivational messages on backsides, some a little cheeky, occasionally edgy always thought-provoking. Our aim is to put smiles on dials, improve lives and make the world a better place by covering one butt at a time.
Our products are engineered from recycled and certified organic materials to create sustainable undies and socks that feel soft, comfy and are low impact. Our packaging is biodegradable and our factories meet or exceed environmental and social standards by independent auditors.
Our messages are all about supporting a positive mindset to pursue your goals and live a purposeful and meaningful life, whilst wearing a cheeky grin in style.
We're an online store. We offer 100 days returns and free shipping on all orders over $100.
To make a purchase with cash
Step 1: simply go to our website www.smartassundies.com select your items and add to cart
Step 2: take a screenshot of your order and email it to ourass@smartassundies.com along with your name, postal details and contact phone number. We'll reply with cash postage cost and EFT details.
Step 3: send your cash payment to our cash wallet address: 0x98fA1DB17f713A7663B9151B37424A659cd4d767
Email ourass@smartassundies.com screenshots of transfers with mobile number and postal address.
Step 4: sit back and we'll arrange shipping to where your ass resides.
Don't hesitate to shout out if you have any questions or ideas for collaborations.
brendan@smartassundies.com
0401 685 370
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